Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Found Panoramic Pictures

I really like the lighting in this photo. I think the desolation tells a story. You can still see small glows of orange and smoke in the distance, so you know there's a fire, but there is also light breaking though the clouds.

I like the coloring of this picture. The sky, mountain, and water look purple, but there's a band of green and red down the middle.

Alphonso


          This is Alphonso. He lives in Great Britain. His wife, Mallory, is five years younger than him. Mallory is actually from France. Alphonso and Mallory have a six year old son named Jock. They also have identical twin daughters who are seven years old. Their names are Susan and Lucy.  Susan and Lucy insisted on getting a pet cat and naming it Aslan.
           Alphonso is the governor of England. His close family friend, Mr. Tumnus, greets him by saying "'Ello, Govna!"  Lucy calls Mr. Tumnus "Mr. Tumtum." She has called him that since she was two and a half, because that's all she could say. Before that, she could only say "Missur Tutu." Susan is a little more academically inclined. She pronounces Mr. Tumnus' name with gusto!
          Mallory and Alphonso get along quite well. Alphonso calls Mallory his "Mallybean." Mallybean calls Alphonso her "Alpal." Well, she only calls him that sometimes. The rest of the times she calls him "Aliboo." They go out to high scale restaurants almost every night for a romantic dinner. They leave the children in the care of Aslan and Mr. Tumnus. When Mr. Tumnus is out of town, they get a babysitter who works with Mallory. Her name is Jadus. The children (and Aslan), however, think she is evil. They call her the White Witch. Their theory may be founded, for there some evidence that she has locked them in the old coat wardrobe at some point in the spare room.
          Alphonso is secretly an opera singer. In his spare time, he sings like an angel while Mr. Tumnus, whose first name is Shaun, plays his flute. They have planned to make a debut on the big stage in the near future. Mallory loves their performances that they have in their twenty car garage.
          When Alphonso and Mr. Tumnus aren't making music, they're playing zombie video games or watching zombie movies in Alphonso's full-sized movie theater. Their favorite British zombie movie is Shaun of the Dead. Mallory thinks zombies are a bunch of rubbish, though. She hates it when they even mention zombies. One time, she caught them playing a zombie game when they were supposed to be preparing a speech. She threw them out of the theater then locked herself inside for a week, watching her favorite soap opera. There was a popcorn machine and soda fountain in a side room, so she didn't starve. There are many good things about being governor and living in a mansion.